He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
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I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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