Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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