I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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