i permit you to call me
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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