is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
vagina is talking i cant
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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