And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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