In the future we'll all be gay
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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