i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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