just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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