Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
So vagazzling was a success
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
