Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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