We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Randomize
