I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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