When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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