i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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