its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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