You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
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Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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