If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
im holly from the hills drunk
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
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