ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
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I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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