She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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