For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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