Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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