Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
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It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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