So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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