Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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