everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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