My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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