His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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