You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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