Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
No stitches, just platelets and will power
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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