if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
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Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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