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I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
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i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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