I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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