Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
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I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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