her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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