Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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