yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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