i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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