drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
the liver wants what the liver wants
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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