there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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