i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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