I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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