I bet he comes in French.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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