just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It's just like the Real World with babies
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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