Plan B is the new Plan A
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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