Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
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