im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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