Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
