if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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