I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Randomize
