Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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