it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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