she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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