I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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