Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
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All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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